I Want My Babies Back, Babies Back, Babies Back….BARBEQUE SAUCE!!!

OK so this is going to make me seem really weird, and probably will not be funny to anyone but f*ck it, this is my sh*t, and can’t nobody take my pride, can’t nobody hold me down, oh no, I got to keep on movin!!  ah ah ah ah bad boy, 2008….

….sorry, sometimes I get carried away….

Anyway, I’m not even sure how this came up, but my roommate L.J. and some of his friends from back home were joking around about kidnapping babies and eating them, yes, like rugrats.  Well, for some reason I though it was quite possibly one of the funniest things I had ever heard in my life.  From then on, every time we saw a baby one of us managed to conjure up a baby-scarfing sonnet, or infant-ingesting idiom that at very least entertained us, and more often than not made his girlfriend L.G. frown in disgust.

Its been sometime since we made of these jokes.  I don’t know if its the lack of babies nearby or the fact that the Hotel Company L.J. works for treats him like a slave (not one of those well-off house negros either, they work him like a field hand), but for whatever reason it may be we haven’t had much of an appetite for pre-adolescents for quite some time.

UNTIL TONIGHT!!!  My insatiable hunger has been re-stimulated….

My girlfriend, M.Y., and I were having trouble deciding where to eat.  Ultimately we decided on a small, carry-out-like, BBQ joint. We got there and quickly I found the succulent aroma of smoked beef, pork, and chicken wafting to my nose ever so delicately.  I knew I was in-store for some goodness.  We looked at the menu and I was overwhelmed.  We both took about 5-7 minutes and finally decided on getting a bunch of food to try and whatever we didn’t eat we’d bring home.  I ordered ribs.  M.Y. ordered “Rockland’s Pearl” which consisted of Barbequed Baked Beans under Macaroni and Cheese under Pulled Pork, all in a bowl with BBQ sauce.  (I know, it’s sounds, and I’ll admit, looked disgusting but to her credit, she didn’t know it all came in a bowl when she ordered it.) We ordered an Vegetable Platter to share so we could taste some of the other sides.  It was all pretty good.  Pretty decently priced as well.

Check out the receipt…

BABIES?!??!?!?!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!  DELICIOUS!